=Lost Black Dog=

Let me begin by saying that you can't always trust your feelings.

My shadow has been missing since April 3rd at midnight!

She has been spotted in Bedstuy, Prospect,

and Marine Park.

She's a spayed female,

two years old

and about thirty-six pounds;

she's sweet, all-black,

medium-sized, a pillaging pirate,

a harbinger of violence,

with two fingers missing on her left hand.

Tears were submitted 15 days ago.

All other information is lost,

which is potentially a huge amount.

You see those empty black bits

in the upper right?

Maybe you can get away if you paddle fast enough,

but once you're over the edge,

you are lost.

There's no way back.

As you get nearer

you can get surprisingly close.

At it's closest, Pluto is 2.66 billion miles from earth.

Pluto is one of the "Sensational Six"—the biggest stars in the Disney universe.

Though the others are also animals, only Pluto is not dressed as a human.

I think you'll experience fewer and fewer roller-coaster rides from here on out.

If you were to survive,

then you would find yourself close to the horizon,

all identity lost.

The island is home to a mysterious entity.

If you try to enter,

you will get spaghettified

no matter what.

Upon the lower terrace a black dog barks

She's been found!

I’m offering a reward of an anarchy pie cooked in the same oven used to incubate a newborn piglet.
Ye shall feed on silence.

I’m offering a reward difficult to notice.

I’m offering a reward of a lost black dog.

Pluto is the owner of a helmet of invisibility. 

He occasionally lends it to humans.

If you don’t decide, it’s always better.

Yes, it's always better
when no one knows what’s coming.