=Today's Horoscope=

Gemini

May 21-June 20

You’re going to die.

Cancer

June 21-July 22

You’re going to die.

Leo

July 23-August 22

You’re going to die.

Virgo

August 23-September 22

You’re going to die.

Libra

September 23-October 22

You’re going to die.

Scorpio

October 23-November 21

You’re going to die.

Sagittarius

November 22-December 21

You’re going to die.

Capricorn

December 22-January 19

You’re going to die.

Aquarius

January 20-February 18

You’re going to die.

Pisces

February 19-March 20

You’re going to die.

Aries

March 21-April 19

You’re going to die.

Taurus
April 20-May 20

You’re going to die.