An accountant is your best friend.
He can act as a lifejacket.
He knows your business.
I have a friend who’s been involved in ham radio
for years.
He highly recommended his best friend:
the solar system.
An accident can be your best friend.
But if you were really mad at your best friend for accidentally killing your family what would you do?
Are you as stupid as your uncle or are you the brains in the family?
Then an abortion is your best friend.
It is much easier to talk with strangers
than to hear your best friend tell you
the whole truth about peristalsis.
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