=Am I Too Weird for You?=

Am I too weird for you?

I have the paperwork.

I have the hamburger meat you wanted.

Am I too weird for you?

I feel some people are so weird that there's no match for them.

I feel some people can sense the eerie presence.

Am I too weird for you?

I am a Strange Muffin.

I am the oddest muffin you will ever meet.

I think llamas and pickles are cool.

Am I too weird for you?

It may not just be sleep deprivation, dehydration, or a vitamin deficiency.

Exercising could be to blame.

I look awake: a clever illusion propagated by peanut shells, a drained gin flask, and black lipstick.

I possess all the ritual communal characteristics of classic human sacrifice.

Am I too weird for you?

I am a mutant never even considered for mass production.

I am a succinctly moving troubled soul wondering why I can’t leave.

There is a Japanese urban legend about a malicious spirit who haunts public places. In some versions he will ask you if you want a red or blue cape.

There are reports that some people felt touches they only observed.

Am I too weird for you?

Some people describe living in a black hole.

If you have been raising your starter diligently, she will teach it, and only it, the ultimate move.

Some people describe what you could call “accidental clickers.”

We’ve all clicked on something accidentally in our lives. 

In my dream you asked me: Am I too weird for you?

Many of us are at least acquainted with the voices of those worlds starting to intersect whose developers grew up in the basement of a brick townhouse next door.

Am I too weird for you?

More mystery surrounds the flowerbox.

It is great for stirring frozen juice concentrate and soups.

You can paint it to match or contrast.

Am I too weird for you?

I have the same problems as everyone else.

The temperature was 63 degrees earlier this week.