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Saturday, June 23, 2018

Capitalist Resistance: US Flag of the Homeless

Thursday, June 21, 2018



I think we should all produce work with the urgency of outsider artists, panting & jerking off to our kinky private obsessions.
 --Dodie Bellamy

Dear Dodie,
I've always taken for granted that this is the only way I can work.
Best, etc.

Wednesday, June 20, 2018



Like Vulva in Thin Air
O bromeliad
young bromeliad
thy frankincense is mirth
pine cones never enter where saltshakers
stand guard
stop sign
stop sign
for raspberries are what it is worth
I have leaned far sideways
on flux barometers
stolen pokemon from spaghetti squash
robots are my progenitors in hazard
frozen peas will partway save us
you can see hello kitty in any dark
though I may be gone like mozambique 
I am with you all the time
like stick figures
like tuna
like uncle bear
like vulva in thin air
christmas lights, my dear, aren't pudding
nor are they freeway traffic
nor all the miles to Jupiter & never back
like elephants without a paddle
they are brave 
they are pansy
they are alcoholics with one less chair

Tuesday, June 12, 2018

Two bunches of curtains enter from the left.
 

1st Curtain: Have you noticed?
2nd Curtain: Noticed what?
1st Curtain: Nothing.
2nd Curtain: Ah nothing! No. You?
3rd Curtain: Me neither.

Exit to Rear.
10 minutes pass.
Plastic cups of sand are served. 


An announcement: Your stars have all been schmooed. 
 

The End.

Monday, June 11, 2018

All the unicorns killed themselves. That's why you don't see unicorns anymore. To be a unicorn is to kill yourself. When you kill yourself you become a unicorn. You join the unicorns. That's the meaning of unicorns.

Sunday, June 10, 2018

I sat around doing nothing all day & I felt really bad about it until I realized I'd been executing a Fluxus performance piece all along. I still felt really bad but at least I'd been accomplishing something by doing nothing. And thats the beauty of Fluxus.
There are people who don't ever want you to change & who wont accept the most radical changes you undergo. They want to fix you forever in their narrative, all too often as the villain. Run from these people. Run as fast & as far as you can from them. They will murder you as certain as if they stuck a knife in your heart.

Saturday, June 2, 2018


Dear Noam Chomsky--
What does all the world’s toilet paper have to do with the use of the past participle? And why is it like this in this jar all the time with 3 bright new pennies?  Are you clear? Have you ever read John Fante? Killed a fly
with an elastic band? Sung Good King Wenceslaus
---with feeling?

I cooked a salmon tonight
half of it was perfect
the other half is swimming your way.

Yours truly, etc.