The Old Spag Factory
The last time someone wrote a love poem
without a smirk or an apology
it was 1987.
I don't remember it well.
I had vasoline on my lips.
I was a Chevrolet in reverse.
I was Chinese checkers.
Because petroleum president & the halibut hum
the apricot turned over
the sock & such
there were 1001 unique moments
when the butter was in charge.
Questions, questions
the toilet brush
the mozambique
it’s time to stay horny for the sun
clamp your perfume
to the stony chimp—
I blasted off from tulip bulbs
room deodorant
siren
I’m with you my hairy monster
a great reunion of Indiana Pacers
eliminates the air
Here’s your gumbo, sir
off you ride your table horns
to the secondary moon
& three day’s beard
& filomena egg stump
& egg
& egg
oh Dad
the lumbar region!