My Blog List
Tuesday, June 26, 2018
Monday, June 25, 2018
Sunday, June 24, 2018
Friday, June 22, 2018
Thursday, June 21, 2018
Wednesday, June 20, 2018
Like Vulva in Thin Air
O bromeliad
young bromeliad
thy frankincense is mirth
pine cones never enter where saltshakers
stand guard
stop sign
stop sign
for raspberries are what it is worth
I have leaned far sideways
on flux barometers
stolen pokemon from spaghetti squash
robots are my progenitors in hazard
frozen peas will partway save us
you can see hello kitty in any dark
though I may be gone like mozambique
I am with you all the time
like stick figures
like tuna
like uncle bear
like vulva in thin air
christmas lights, my dear, aren't pudding
nor are they freeway traffic
nor all the miles to Jupiter & never back
like elephants without a paddle
they are brave
they are pansy
they are alcoholics with one less chair
Tuesday, June 19, 2018
Tuesday, June 12, 2018
Two bunches of curtains enter from the left.
1st Curtain: Have you noticed?
2nd Curtain: Noticed what?
1st Curtain: Nothing.
2nd Curtain: Ah nothing! No. You?
3rd Curtain: Me neither.
Exit to Rear.
10 minutes pass.
Plastic cups of sand are served.
An announcement: Your stars have all been schmooed.
The End.
1st Curtain: Have you noticed?
2nd Curtain: Noticed what?
1st Curtain: Nothing.
2nd Curtain: Ah nothing! No. You?
3rd Curtain: Me neither.
Exit to Rear.
10 minutes pass.
Plastic cups of sand are served.
An announcement: Your stars have all been schmooed.
The End.
Monday, June 11, 2018
Sunday, June 10, 2018
There are people who don't ever want you to change & who wont accept
the most radical changes you undergo. They want to fix you forever in
their narrative, all too often as the villain. Run from these people.
Run as fast & as far as you can from them. They will murder you as certain as if they stuck a knife in your heart.
Friday, June 8, 2018
Saturday, June 2, 2018
Dear Noam Chomsky--
What does all the world’s toilet paper have to do with the use of the past participle? And why is it like this in this jar all the time with 3 bright new pennies? Are you clear? Have you ever read John Fante? Killed a fly
What does all the world’s toilet paper have to do with the use of the past participle? And why is it like this in this jar all the time with 3 bright new pennies? Are you clear? Have you ever read John Fante? Killed a fly
with an elastic band? Sung Good King Wenceslaus
---with feeling?
I cooked a salmon tonight
half of it was perfect
the other half is swimming your way.
Yours truly, etc.
Sunday, May 27, 2018
Thursday, May 10, 2018
Everyone likes to say they're different, to think they're
unique. But they aren't. Not really. In the end, they do pretty much what
everyone else does, believe in what everyone else believes in. They do a
good job of fitting in or at least pretending to fit in. Being truly
different is no picnic, no barrel of laughs. It's nothing to crow about. You
end up misunderstood by everyone, friendless, alone, alienated. If you're lucky
maybe one or two people "get" you, not counting your cats. All too
often, you end up at the end of a rope.
Monday, May 7, 2018
The Old Spag Factory
The last time someone wrote a love poem
without a smirk or an apology
it was 1987.
I don't remember it well.
I had vasoline on my lips.
I was a Chevrolet in reverse.
I was Chinese checkers.
Because petroleum president & the halibut hum
the apricot turned over
the sock & such
there were 1001 unique moments
when the butter was in charge.
Questions, questions
the toilet brush
the mozambique
it’s time to stay horny for the sun
clamp your perfume
to the stony chimp—
I blasted off from tulip bulbs
room deodorant
siren
I’m with you my hairy monster
a great reunion of Indiana Pacers
eliminates the air
Here’s your gumbo, sir
off you ride your table horns
to the secondary moon
& three day’s beard
& filomena egg stump
& egg
& egg
oh Dad
the lumbar region!
Sunday, April 8, 2018
Dear Noam Chomsky,
Before the sun, a bird. Before the bird a dream that slipped
away like a tail in a wall crack. How much of nothing
can even the
IRS tax? I know a few things about nothing.
I know it throws open all the doors & leaves you waiting
anxiously, the coffee brewed, for yourself to come home.
Every cop in the world, bare-assed, hiding in the closet.
Every cop in the world, bare-assed, hiding in the closet.
Tuesday, April 3, 2018
Monday, April 2, 2018
Friday, March 30, 2018
Wednesday, March 28, 2018
Friday, March 23, 2018
Wednesday, March 21, 2018
Scarecrow in Dark Glasses
The crow predicted your coming to this field
finding the USB cable in the softly whistling grass
which covers a cemetery of a thousand footsteps
the winsome passage of which you can hear even now
as when a salmon takes a violin from its case
& plays a music so sweet at the foot of your bed
that your skull fills up with the Indian Ocean
& you must beg beg beg those implacable hands
to let you come up for air
Monday, March 19, 2018
Sunday, March 18, 2018
Dad’s Secret Pornography Stash
Russian tanks came rolling out of the donut hole
just as they were arriving at the Professor’s cottage.
Gilligan, the most recognizable entity within miles,
was perplexed by something simple. Let’s call it
polyphony. The first principles
of dust manipulation. They were left to chance
like a monkey in our collective pocket.
The color orange we can’t wash out.
We couldn’t get old Frida Kahlo off the floor
for walnuts. She was content to lie there
blowing bubbles at the rainforest ceiling.
No one could remember if she hung herself
or stuck her head in the oven or what
& if so what we ever did about it.
Remember, the life you save
may come back to haunt you.
Meanwhile, in another room, boarded up
for winter, their seed propagated a serpent elite
who left for California. Someone downstairs
was shouting “There are no George Washingtons!”
Just before the gunshots we wanted Woolite.
“Here are 98 cents of him!” someone
shouted back. BAM BAM BAM! He, too,
put on his hat & left, taking his soaking wet
boxes with him. “Him and his piranhas,”
said his weeping wife, who’d thrown him out.
Serves her right. Him, as well.
Ah so….
We’ve learned to live with the leopard
under the bed. The head stuffed with dust-bunnies,
the birdhouse with the broken leg.
These are the days Jesus remembered,
Jesus, who these days is Himself just a metaphor
for King Kong & a spicy brand of cheese spread
in an aerosol can who don’t redeem us nothin’.
He is crouched on the floor, holding a silver platter
lengthwise overhead that, combined with its twin above it,
stands in for all our stupid tears.
stands in for all our stupid tears.
Friday, March 16, 2018
Monday, March 5, 2018
Congratulations, you’ve woken up this morning.
Thinking ahead to all the times you won’t,
it’s no mean trick.
The world outside your window
is just as you remember it.
The prayer flags yield gently to the wormy breeze.
The geese honking air in great gulps they’re so glad to be
back.
From behind his computer, my husband reports
that North Korea still exists.
I have so much trouble
fastening my earring, I briefly consider
my ear may be on wrong.
my ear may be on wrong.
Friday, March 2, 2018
Instructions for Surviving the Death of the Sun
Your personal life will be served ala carte when the
universe
begins shredding. Your expectations last no longer than a heart’s
failure. Step down a stairway of sparks. Take up blasphemy at the
blackboard. The best flexibility will enable you to roam with
scissors, eat many
pineapples, & become a circle of superheroes.
The key is to find your ultraviolet songbird.
Your imaginary top hat.
Everything you fear is already on its knees.
Everything you fear is already on its knees.
Thursday, March 1, 2018
Change of Face
For a long time I was so tired of my face that one morning I
just took it off. It turned out to be easier than I imagined. There were two
hinges, one behind each ear. All I had to do was disengage these hinges and the
whole face came off like a plastic mask. Underneath was another plastic mask.
Then another and another. As far as I could tell, it was masks all the way
down. I stopped when I came to a cute squirrel mask. I’d always wanted to look
like a squirrel. I couldn’t wait to debut the new me at work but when I got
there no one seemed to notice the change. Peg in accounting asked me if I’d
shaved off my mustache. I’ve never worn a mustache in my life, I replied with
indignation. Bill, who shared my office, thought I’d gotten a haircut. Someone
else wanted to know if I’d lost weight. It was so frustrating I wanted to
scream, What’s the matter with you?! I’ve got a new face!! Are you all blind?!
But that would have defeated the point. The only ones who noticed were the
squirrels in the little park through which I walked every day to and from work.
And they’d never accepted me and had made it clear a long time ago that they
never would.
Wednesday, February 21, 2018
Tuesday, February 20, 2018
Semi-Detached Muscle Salad
Abbreviation ballyhoo
we’re watching where you live
the soap the soup the zohar
rockets on the bridge
times up for subterranean
half-pipe elbowtown & grease
the empty robe
the buzzing bees
the ribcage
flying skulls
& creep
rainbow time for robots
master tongue
no more
swallow-up the universe
the clam machine
rising clean
the standard dish of poor
precipitation nowhere
eyeballed
cogent
door
rollercoaster clean
tachymeter dream
its here
its clear
the eye peep
fluster
boot
lockjaw
Sunday, February 18, 2018
The Catastrophe Memo
These quests can only be completed once.
After a cosmopolitan bohemian life, you don’t
always see what’s going on in your own head.
For instance, champagne glasses.
Deaf policemen.
The sequel.
The first mouse moved quickly, gave up & drowned.
She was caught flat-footed,
clutching, like a crumb, a radioisotope.
Meaning: cirrus clouds with an eyeball on one end.
Almond cookies.
Geraniums.
Geniuses.
There is no end to the bed-springing.
Eerie events unfold.
The entrepreneur lights up.
She shows up in her bright fuzzy butcher’s apron.
Lamb’s wool & then some.
Wednesday, January 24, 2018
Tuesday, January 23, 2018
Brief Interviews with Forgotten Underwear Models
She had a face like boiling milk, according to her principal
biographers, Briggs & Stratton. She once said, I’m not the type to dissolve
into a handful of asterisks tossed over some man’s bed. She once said, You’ll
never find me combing the grass blades of any lawn in a northwesterly
direction. On the outskirts of the small Tennessee town where she was born &
raised, there’s still a gas pump dedicated to her memory. One day, we’ll all
eat teriyaki on the beach without despair as the sky unrolls above us like a
clean blue papyrus. She points to a blank spot in the distance and says
wistfully, I used to be a hieroglyphic there once.
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